Embark on an uproarious pirate adventure to break a wicked curse!
A disastrous curse has transformed you into your pirate grandfather, derailing your royal wedding. To reclaim your true form, you must guide a quirky crew through a series of side-splitting challenges in this interactive tale inspired by classic pirate adventures.
Pirates of Donkey Island is a humorous, 79,000-word interactive fiction by Gilbert Gallo, where your choices shape the narrative. This text-based adventure relies entirely on your imagination, dispensing with graphics and sound effects.
Your unlikely companions? A sophisticated gorilla, a rock-and-roll zombie, a rapidly aging voodoo priestess, and an absurdly comical spokesperson. Their unique backstories and interactions will help you discover your true self.
Prepare for numerous witty insult-sword fights, outrageous grog competitions, and rigged games of chance—all leading to a complete life perspective shift.
Uncover the truth about your despised grandfather with your crew's assistance. Will you accept your cursed fate or fight against it?
Key Features:
- Customize your character: Define your protagonist's gender identity (male, female, or non-binary) and sexual orientation (gay, straight, or asexual).
- Embrace the curse: Choose to find a way to lift the curse or revel in your cursed existence.
- Find love: Romance a powerful gorilla, a zombie, or a charmingly aged woman.
- Lead your crew: Utilize your crew's unique abilities to unravel the secrets of the Cursed Caribbean.
- Engage in hilarious duels: Master the art of insult-sword fighting.
- Choose your path: Will you be a loyal leader or betray your crew for personal gain?
Sheathe your sword and set sail for the Cursed Caribbean to discover the ultimate prize: your true self!
